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**SPACE IS A BITCH.**
That was the slogan on the recruitment poster, just above a battle-weary dwarf gripping a plasma rifle. It wasn’t about glory, riches, or the gritty romance of the galactic frontier. It was a call to join DAMNIT (Dwarven Assault Mining and Neutralization Interception Teams) – a promise of survival for you and your dwarven brothers, a shot at a better life among the distant stars.
In the outer dark, in asteroid belts and on wilderness planets at the edge of known space, life is hard. The universe doesn’t care about the dwarves who mine its bones. The threats are endless: savage aliens, marauding pirates, and gods know what else that wants to eat you alive.
But with DAMNIT, dwarves fight back. And they survive. In the outer dark, DAMNIT conquers.
So maybe space is a bitch. It’s cold, dark, and lethal. But we’re dwarves, and what’s more – we’re DAMNIT. We don’t die easy. If the universe wants to kill us, it’s going to have to take a number and get in line.
