Army Men

Welcome to the Greatest War

Enter the world of Army Men: A Game of Tactical Plastic: a tactical tabletop role-playing game of plastic people with big resinous hearts. Join one of the nations within the Plastos Federation: An alliance built on necessity due to the incursion of vile plastic monsters known as Vespoids.

Plastic monsters bring to mind the old plastic Poe’s words concerning aberrant and twisted forms of the deep. Despite these images which bring shaky hands into shakier battlefields this is not the only conflict to contend with. Despite the Nations allying, tensions are still present, and long-standing. The old woes are on hold, but for how long? When a large thing with teeth crushes the forward tank are you able to rely on the soldiers beside you?